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Thursday, July 3, 2008

For All Drinkers

DCSL EXTRA SPECIAL

Protects your heart

prevents constipation

Blocks diarrhea

Improves lung capacity

Cushions joints

WHITE DIAMOND

Combats cancer

Controls blood pressure

Saves your eyesight

Shields against Alzheimer's

Slows aging process

BLUE LABEL

Aids digestion

Lowers cholesterol

Protects your heart

Stabilizes blood sugar

Guards against liver disease

DOUBLE DISTILLED

Battles diabetes

Lowers cholesterol

Helps stops strokes

Controls blood pressure

Smoothes skin

OLD RESERVE

Protects your heart

Quiets a cough

Strengthens bones

Controls blood pressure

Blocks diarrhea

RITZ

Prevents constipation

Helps hemorrhoids

Lowers cholesterol

Combats cancer

Stabilizes blood sugar

RICHORT

Controls blood pressure

Combats cancer

Strengthens bones

Protects your heart

Aids weight loss

HANNEPIER

Combats cancer

Protects your heart

Stabilizes blood sugar

Boosts memory

Prevents constipation

FRANKLIN

Strengthens bones

Saves eyesight

Combats cancer

Protects your heart

Controls blood pressure

VSO

Combats cancer

Prevents constipation

Promotes weight loss

Protects your heart

Helps hemorrhoids

GALLERY

Saves eyesight

Controls blood pressure

Lowers cholesterol

Combats cancer

Supports immune system

RED RUM

Saves eyesight

Protects your heart

Prevents constipation

Combats cancer

Promotes weight loss

DARK RUM

Protects against Prostate Cancer

Combats Breast Cancer

Strengthens bones

Banishes bruises

Guards against heart disease

HANSEN

Protects your heart

Combats Cancer

Ends insomnia

Slows aging process

Shields against Alzheimer's

BLACK WHITE

Promotes weight loss

Protects your heart

Lowers cholesterol

Combats Cancer

Controls blood pressure

RED LABLE

Aids digestion

Soothes sore throat

Clears sinuses

Combats Cancer

Boosts immune system

BLACK LABEL

Promotes weight loss

Helps stops strokes

Lowers cholesterol

Combats Cancer

Controls blood pressure

GOLD LABEL

Protects your heart

Boosts memory

Protects your heart

Combats Cancer

Supports immune system

CHIVAS REGAL

Aids digestion

Battles diabetes

Protects your heart

Improves mental health

Boosts immune system

GRANTS

Lowers cholesterol

Controls blood pressure

Combats cancer

kills bacteria

Fights fungus

GREEN LABEL

Protects against heart attacks

Promotes Weight loss

Helps stops strokes

Combats Prostate Cancer

Lowers cholesterol

REMUS MARTIN

saves eyesight

Conquers kidney stones

Combats cancer

Enhances blood flow

Protects your heart

V&A

Combats cancer

Protects your heart

Helps stops strokes

Promotes Weight loss

Kills bacteria

NAPOLEON

Heals wounds

Aids digestion

Guards against ulcers

Increases energy

Fights allergies

MENDIS

Combats cancer

Protects your heart

Controls blood pressure

Smoothes skin

Stops scurvy

LEMON GIN

Combats cancer

Protects your heart

Controls blood pressure

Smoothes skin

Stops scurvy

ORANGE GIN

Combats cancer

Boosts memory

Regulates thyroid

aids digestion

Shields against Alzheimer's

WHITE GIN

Controls blood pressure

Lowers cholesterol

Kills bacteria

Combats cancer

Strengthens bones

DRY GIN

Lowers cholesterol

Combats cancer

Battles diabetes

prevents constipation

Smoothes skin

CLASIC RUM

Protects your heart

Promotes Weight loss

Combats cancer

Battles diabetes

Smoothes skin

VODKA

Reduce risk of heart attack

Combats cancer

Kills bacteria

Lowers cholesterol

Fights fungus

SMIRNOFF

Supports immune systems

Combats cancer

Protects your heart

Straightens respiration

 

GALETINE
 

prevents constipation

Combats cancer

Helps stops strokes

aids digestion

Helps hemorrhoids

GOLD COIN

Protects against heart disease

Promotes Weight loss

Combats Prostate Cancer

Lowers cholesterol

Aggravates
diverticulitis

BARCADI

Strengthens bones

Relieves colds

Aids digestion

Dissolves warts

Blocks diarrhea

WHITE RUM

Slows aging process

prevents constipation

boosts memory

Lowers cholesterol

Protects against heart disease

ILICITY ARACK

Protects your heart

Battles diabetes

Conquers kidney stones

Combats cancer

Helps stops strokes

POT ARRACK

Combats cancer

Protects your heart

boosts memory

Calms stress

 

 

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